February 2012
29 posts
nickholmes:
bread&crows at the BAFTAs
breadandcrows:
We’re live-tweeting the BAFTA ceremony at 9PM GMT. Follow @breadandcrows.
For years, the British Academy Film Awards, as hosted by the British Academy of Film and Television Arts (BAFTA), has been the victim of an existential dent. Right there, on its left shin, do you see? The shin of the BAFTA awards ceremony has been hideously bruised due to a subtle lack of something more;...
Imagine that you're Niko Bellic
breadandcrows:
Imagine for a moment that you’re Grand Theft Auto IV protagonist, Niko Bellic, but with a better haircut. It’s an average day in Liberty City. You’re squinting at a fuzzy computer screen. There’s an ominous itchy sensation in your bulging Bulgarian ball sack.
A ringing cell fractures the silence. It’s your cousin, Roman.
“Wanna go bowling!” he spurts. “Beeg American titties!”
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I'm sure I've been annoying you all with this,...
http://breadandcrows.tumblr.com/
THIS BLOG IS GOOD.
I write for it. We do all silly satire and satire silly and stuff.
CHECK IT OUT.
It’s almost as funny as those David Mitchell gifs you post.
Please-please-PLEASE follow and reblog this.
YOU’LL LIKE IT. I’M TELLING YOU.
It’s good.
http://breadandcrows.tumblr.com/
This blog. Woah. This blog.
It’s almost as funny as those David Mitchell gifs you post.
It’s almost as sexually-tantalising as that video of Benedict Cumberbatch reading a nursey rhyme.
So why don’t you follow it? If you follow me, you’ll probably like it.
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hot hot hot nudess
every1 today is topless tednesday
so i am goig to put up a pic of me
with noodles and nipples shoiwng
so be prepared :D :D
also follow http://breadandcrows.tumblr.com for more hot stuff ;) x
Review: Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy
breadandcrows:
“A whimsical tirade of colourful sketches written by what might have well been a team of thirteen-year-old Bebo users.”
Noel Fielding’s Luxury Comedy lived up to my fears, unfortunately. It lacked in both the “Luxury” and “Comedy” departments.
My mind wasn’t blown by the ‘madness’ and ‘insanity’ of it all, largely because it was neither ‘mad’ nor ‘insane’. Nor particularly...
An introduction to Channel 5
breadandcrows:
Thomas Howarth introduces Channel 5, the industrial-strength waste paper bin for everything that real television didn’t want to touch.
What exactly is Channel 5?
Channel 5 is essentially just a televised funeral service for all the damp scraps of rotten flesh and American action films that the post-pubescent channels didn’t want to go near.
Why the hell was Channel...
Culture news - "The Complete Emails of Peter...
breadandcrows:
Following the success of communication-based compilation books, such as The Complete Letters of Oscar Wilde and The Complete Letters of John Keats, a small publishing company based in London – following talks with esteemed singer/television personality/generic moldable celebrity figure Peter Andre – has taken the challenge of compiling the entire email history of the man and his...
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http://breadandcrows.tumblr.com
this tumblr is so funny
omg
Here I am pretending to be a Russian prostitute on Omegle. Yes. That’s what I do with my time.
http://breadandcrows.wordpress.com/2012/02/07/helga-rantrunska-a-russian-prostitute-on-omegle/
Here I am pretending to be a Russian prostitute on Omegle. Yes. That’s what I do with my time.
http://breadandcrows.wordpress.com/2012/02/07/helga-rantrunska-a-russian-prostitute-on-omegle/
Flapjack McGee’s Gangster Special
I...
January 2012
15 posts
miscgifs:
delectablelife:
The perfect travel song!
whiletheflies asked: David's CHOCOLATE BACON PARADE
HEY. HEY, GUYS. VIDEO GAMES.
Here is a thing I wrote about video games in 2011. Please read it. Thank you.
http://breadandcrows.wordpress.com/2012/01/03/breadcrows-favourite-video-games-of-2011/
December 2011
24 posts
breadandcrows.wordpress.com - Humour lurks there.
iknowoscarwilde:
Me, aged seven: When I grow up I want to be a palaeontologist. Me, aged now: When I grow up I want to write and get paid for it. Me, aged 43, producing church leaflets for a living: I wish I’d stuck with the palaeontology thing. Still, I can casually reel off facts about dromaeosaurs like nobody’s business.
In the meantime, I generate satirical bits for this online comedy...
Based on what I post, what would you get me for...
