January 2010
9 posts
Piggies
http://drattigan.deviantart.com/art/Piggies-151228189
What they need’s a damn good whacking.
The Love of Money
The boy in the churchyard has gone to the fair, But the vicar and clergy don’t know what to wear. There’s Mikey, young Furey, with chequebook in hand. There’s little young Gretta all whitish and tanned. There’s Gabers and Duncan, Rosemary and Jack, All of them piled like corpses turned black. They choke and they splutter, they gasp and they groan. What a fine old party that parish had thrown!
The man and his ruffian
Man: Did you enjoy your New Year’s merriment?
Ruffian: Why, yes. It was quite the banging night.
Man: Heavens.
Abbey's Rhode Island Dinner
http://drattigan.deviantart.com/art/Abbey-Rhodes-149284268
We’ll see her walking down the street.
Fourking cure
FOUR. Oh, hello there. Yes, golf, you noticed. I’ve been playing ever since I was yesterday. How often do you socialise? Nod when applicable. Every day, every week? Every week, good. Do you favour any particular days? Set aside any, perhaps? Remember to nod. A Monday? A Tuesday? A Tuesday. The evening, or..? The evening, right. I also enjoy the evenings. If you’re like me, you’ll also have a...
Nasa namaam amawrat
One, two, three Let me tell you how it will be Don’t be ridiculous. I wasn’t teeing myself up for a singsong. I was counting. Three Tumbolas in a day. Three! Bang, I’m pelting like Stephenson’s Rocket. Are you proud, Mr Guinness? Are you proud?
Jill came Tumblring after
Hello. I wonder how many people began with that. Several? That’s a lot to take in. Several people helloing. Can you imagine it? I bet you can. Mother always said you had a vivid imagination. “Picture it,” she’d say. “Cor, Dave, I bet it’s eclectic. A tapestry of thought.” I’m not one-hundred about this. I don’t know what Tumblr is. A washer-dryer? I thought it might have been an anagram...