iknowoscarwilde:

Me, aged seven:
When I grow up I want to be a palaeontologist.

Me, aged now:
When I grow up I want to write and get paid for it.

Me, aged 43, producing church leaflets for a living:
I wish I’d stuck with the palaeontology thing. Still, I can casually reel off facts about dromaeosaurs like nobody’s business.

In the meantime, I generate satirical bits for this online comedy venture. Wrote a story about Morrissey, Bono, glam rock band Wizzard and a never-ending Christmas the other day; that’ll be on at some point tomorrow.

Please support our efforts by… well, just by reading them, really. Many comical thanks.

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•  24 December 2011  •  19 notes